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The Emperor said, ''Wow! All that was in my Bed-head?'' Then he said to his servants, ''Can you believe a man like this guy Klee?'' So the Emperor said to Klee, ''Since you've got all the answers, you shall be over my house, and according to your command all my people shall do homage; only in the throne I will be greater than you. See, I have set you over all the land of Fep.''
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Then the Emperor took off his shorts (he had undershorts on underneath, for cryin' out loud!), and put them on Klee. And he had him ride on his second vehicle; and the servants proclaimed before him, ''Bow the knee!'' And he set him over all the land of Fep. Moreover, the Emperor said to Klee, ''Though I am the Emperor, yet without your permission no one shall raise his hand or foot or left eyebrow in all the land of Fep.'' And he gave him Gail, the daughter of a guy he beat in a game of wagon-hurling the previous day.
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Thus, Klee became prime minister of the neighboring Kingdom of Fep.
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After the period of surplus in Fep, Feh's land dried-up and the FwaHerds wandered away, and a shortage of FwaGerkins threw the land of Fwah Ah into a panic, raising prices and dropping interest rates.
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The Feh boys: Klough, Kluff, Klau, Klimt, Kleft, Klak, Klink, and five sons all of whom Feh named Kloppenhomwinwitz because Feh could not think of another name until the birth of his last son, Klee, were forced to trek out to Fep and trade their prized ChoppenMettle statues for FepGerkins, dreading the odious FepAftertaste.
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The Fwah Ah hate FepGerkins, to them they are ''dirty.'' The Fwah are so conditioned to despise FepGerkins that just thinking of the FepAftertaste causes a physical reaction.
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Simply seeing a FepGerkin has been known to cause a Fwah Ah to go pale and become woozy. The odor of FepGerkins sets off the gag reflex.
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It is common to hear a Fwah Gentleman say, ''I'd rather eat the refuse of my worst enemy than eat FepGerkins.'' To which another might respond, ''Oh yeah? I'd rather poke myself in the eyes with six inch rusty spikes than eat a lousy FepGerkin.''
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To which another might reply, ''Well, I'd rather eat my own head-innards, after they'd been sucked out through my eye sockets by a great naturally occurring vacuum, than eat FepGerkins.''
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Still, another might say, ''I'd rather have a fullbody massage from a servant girl named Hela than eat FepGerkins.'' To which everyone would respond, ''Huh?''
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