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Simply seeing a FepGerkin has been known to cause a Fwah Ah to go pale and become woozy. The odor of FepGerkins sets off the gag reflex.
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It is common to hear a Fwah Gentleman say, ''I'd rather eat the refuse of my worst enemy than eat FepGerkins.'' To which another might respond, ''Oh yeah? I'd rather poke myself in the eyes with six inch rusty spikes than eat a lousy FepGerkin.''
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To which another might reply, ''Well, I'd rather eat my own head-innards, after they'd been sucked out through my eye sockets by a great naturally occurring vacuum, than eat FepGerkins.''
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Still, another might say, ''I'd rather have a fullbody massage from a servant girl named Hela than eat FepGerkins.'' To which everyone would respond, ''Huh?''
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If a Fwah Ah wants to insult another Fwah Ah, a popular saying is, ''Your mother eats FepGerkins!'' It is considered very naughty behaviour for Fwah Ah youngsters to even talk about FepGerkins. The controversial Fwah Ah comedian, Loody Kincaid, once performed an entire live routine of nothing but FepGerkin jokes; of course it was an adults-only performance and was banned in most towns.
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All the people of Fwah Ah, including Feh and his sons, realized they would have to choke down the FepGerkins (and most likely vomit a few times after eating the first three or four) or face certain starvation.
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Now Klee was the ruler over the land; he was the one who sold to all the people of the land. And Klee's brothers came and bowed down to him with their faces to the ground. When Klee saw his brothers he recognized them, but he disguised himself to them and spoke to them with cotton in his cheeks.
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His brothers ordered twelve and a half cases of FepGerkins. Then Klee gave orders to fill the cases with shorts of great value. And thus it was done for them. So the brothers loaded their FwaOxen with the twelve and a half cases and departed from there.
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At the border, Klee had his police stop his brothers.
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The head policeman said, ''May I see your receipt, please?'' Klough, the eldest, handed over the receipt to the officer. ''Says here you bought twelve and a half cases of FepGerkins. Mind if we take a look inside these here cases?''
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