Translations by Zzz

A piece of clerical clothing, usually worn by Christian priests.

A traditional, ankle-length Japanese robe, wrapped around the body with a sash.

leather hot pants

leather hot pants

A simple pair of leather short shorts.

A simple pair of fur short shorts.

A hockey jersey made of thick material imprinted with the logo of the Monroeville Zombies.

An ornamental suit of Japanese samurai armor.

A medieval Japanese helmet with a scowling facemask that provides excellent protection to the entire head and face.

A glossy black leather tail weighted down with tiny beads of plastic. Sways behind you when you walk.

A staple accessory for gentlemen. Keeps your shirt collar in place and provides a more aesthetically pleasing arc to your necktie.

Plain white zubon for use in martial arts.

You have a battery draining attachment, and thus can make use of the energy contained in normal, everyday batteries. Use 'E' to consume batteries. Can be toggled on and off at will.

Your left arm has been replaced by a heavy-duty fusion blaster! You may use your energy banks to fire a damaging heat ray; however, you are unable to use or carry two-handed items, and may only fire handguns.

A deadly foot-long blade made of advanced material now resides inside your forearm, capable of being extended through the back of your wrist at the cost of a small amount of power. Though exceptionally sharp, it will prevent you from holding anything else while extended.

Mounted between your eyes is a small but powerful LED flashlight.

Increases your body's wavelength, allowing you to quantum tunnel through walls, reappearing on the other side. Power drain in standby is minimal, but each tile tunneled through costs 250 bionic power.

EM field generators in your arms double the range and damage of thrown iron and steel objects at a cost of 1 power per throw, causing them to leave a trail of electricity that can cause additional damage.

While this system is powered, your body will produce very little odor, making it nearly impossible for creatures to track you by scent.

The oldest extant chronicle of Japan's myths and history, the stories contained in the Kojiki are part of the inspiration behind Shinto practices.

A smooth grayish block of cleaned and rendered monster fat. It will remain 'fresh' for a very long time, and can be used as an ingredient in many projects. You could eat it, but it will poison you.

Chocolate isn't very healthy, but it does make a delicious treat.

A handful of squishy, fluffy, puffy, delicious marshmallows.

A dish in which vegetables are set into a gelatin made from a plant stock. This food will never spoil.

Candy sticks. Slightly more healthy than tobacco cigarettes, but with no possibility of addiction.

A serving of sticky vinegared rice commonly used in sushi.

A triangular block of tasty sushi rice with a healthy green vegetable folded around it.

Delicious chopped vegetables wrapped in tasty sushi rice and rolled up in a healthy green vegetable.

Delicious slivers of thinly sliced raw fish wrapped in tasty sushi rice and rolled up in a healthy green vegetable.

Delicious slivers of raw meat wrapped in tasty sushi rice and rolled up in a healthy green vegetable.

Delicious slivers of thinly sliced raw fish and tasty vegetables.

Essence of Ninjutsu

Essence of Ninjutsu

A primer on Miyamoto Musashi's style of combat and philosophy, Niten Ichi-Ryu.

This is a solid wood 'training' katana, exactingly crafted to mimic the weight and balance of the real thing. Despite its lack of a sharp metal edge, it's still quite capable of inflicting deadly wounds.

This is a dull, cheaply made replica of a rare sword from Japan.

This is a dull, cheap replica of the more common wakizashi. Smaller and lighter than a katana, but still effective in combat.

This is a dull, cheap replica of a wavy bladed dagger that comes from Southeast Asia.

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A leather sling, easy to use and accurate. It uses pebbles as ammunition.

This is a dull, cheaply made replica of a huge, curved, two-handed sword from Japan. It is surprisingly light for its size.

This battery-devouring device is just the thing to knead the tension out and help you relax. Use it to take a break and unwind.

This is a comparatively-common Japanese short sword. Smaller and lighter than a katana, but still effective in combat.

This is a rare sword from Japan. Deadly against unarmored targets, and still very effective against armor.

This is a large stick, with the end carved into a broad blade for digging. It could be used to dig shallow pits, but not deep ones.

This is a huge, curved, two-handed sword from Japan. It is surprisingly light for its size.

This is a bottle filled with match heads and equipped with a fuse. This one has been lit, and its fuse is rapidly burning down. You may not want to hold onto it much longer.

Your left arm has been replaced by a heavy-duty fusion blaster! You may use your energy banks to fire a damaging heat ray; however, you are unable to use or carry two-handed items, and may only fire handguns.

There's snakes down in most of the old sewer systems. They're slow on land, but boy, those suckers can swim fast!

Niten Ichi-Ryu is an ancient school of combat, transmitting a style of classical Japanese swordsmanship conceived by the warrior Miyamoto Musashi. It primarily focuses on the proper use of the katana and wakizashi, but includes staff techniques as well.