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Subj: CDC: Internal Memo, Standby [2918115]
To: all SRCF staff
From: Ellen Grimes, Director of the EPA

Your site along with many others has been found to be
contaminated with what we will now refer to as [redracted].
It is vital that you standby for further orders. We are
currently awaiting the President to decide our course of
action in this national crisis. You will proceed with fail-
safe procedures and rig the sarcouphagus with c-4 as outlined
in Publication 4423. We will send you orders to either detonate
and seal the sarcouphagus or remove the charges. It is of
upmost importance that the facility is sealed immediatly when
the orders are given, we have been alerted by Homeland Security
that there are potential terrorist suspects that are being
detained in connection with the recent national crisis.

Director of the CDC,
Ellen Grimes